Puck Daddy is reporting that the Canadians wanted to fine Mike Cammalleri for wanting to keep his Habs sweater after being yanked out of game for a trade to Calgary. How much for a “legendary” jersey of losing? $1,250.

In other words, that was enough for Gauthier to book a plane ticket and hotel room in Florida in hopes of getting a tan for Europe’s nude beaches.

The tears continue for the Toronto Maple Leafs and how pissed off their fans are by not making the playoffs. It’s kinda a funny thing considering that you think they’d be used to losing now. The last Cup was in ’67 and they hold a record for most years out of the playoffs. (Thanks Florida for dropping that honor on them!)

Now Brian Burke has vowed that he will continue his crusade to upgrade goaltending because that will help. Keep in mind the used-to-be-solid goalies that they have had in the past 15 years of Reimer, Gustavsson, Giguere, Raycroft, Toskala, Joseph, and Belfour.

In other words, good luck with beating that dead horse for yet another year!

Since our Rockets gallery is a bit bare right now, this is what effect it has on goalies.

Source: Gongshow Blog

I am sure by now that you have heard that the Edmonton Oilers are drafting first yet again in this year’s NHL Draft. They had Taylor Hall in 10, The Nuge in 11, and now they will probably land Nail Yakupov. In other news, the Rexall Place has installed a hell of a daycare and seven shows for Disney on Ice.

TSN’s smart article about why the Oilers dominate

Puck Daddy talks about why Tambellini is not a child molestor despite Bettman’s accusations (well thats what I got out of it anyways)

Guess who’s back?

We had a bit of a site crash but are back in action to deliver all your hockey quick shots.

Not to mention that my scumbag agent also has me reaching out to Twitter to find people who actually want to read this shit that we host here. He said to be polite but fuck him. I am going to do this my own way. Follow me if you would like @drunkeddie.